Prison Is a Series of Cells

Go easy on him judge he's currently the longest serving U.S. Senator. Yesterday Ted " the internet is a series of tubes" Stevens was found guilty on all counts related to his indictment for public corruption. Uncle Ted, Big Oil's Manchurian candidate shows us that it's not the kickbacks but the lying about kickbacks that always gets you in the end.

Ted is still running for re-election despite the conviction. Unfortunately for him Alaska law prohibits Ted from voting for himself.

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